have you read my resume?

what do you think ?

will I sell?

I am in pretty good shape, you know…

I’ve got white, healthy teeth

and

a positive attitude

I always smile

I obey

I obey

I obey

I always agree

never argue

I am a family man

I plant trees

and flowers

I love birds

and butterflies

I work extra hours

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I love shotguns
12 gauge
love the smell of gunpowder
the sound of an empty cartridge
touching the ground
I love chaos
&
anarchy
I love pushing people around
I am an alcoholic
I smoke 2 packs a day
I am a moody person
I don't believe in God
I hate myself and
I want to die
I have never been in love
I am a
manic-depressive
suicidal
freak


have you read my resume?

what do you think ?

will I sell ?